Wake up in the morning feeling like Ron Weasley

Grab my Cleansweep, I’m out the door
I’m gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of firewhiskey
Cause when I leave for the night im doing something risky
I’m talking – freckles on my nose, nose
Dirt on all my clothes,…

Uhm.  I don’t know what to say about this.  I’m literally speechless.